If you’re browsing this website, that means you accept the terms of this website. Don’t agree? That’s fine. But you should also exit this website, stop using any of its services, and avoid purchasing any of its products. Oh, and don’t forget to turn off the lights when you leave. Sorry.
In lawyerly people language: this is a legal agreement between you (AKA “The Visitor”) and me ( AKA Michael Farber, “The Far Bear”) – the owner and creator of this website and its services.
My house – My rules
You know how when you’re a kid you have to ask to be excused from the dinner table? Yeah, there’s none of that here. If I see a user who does not comply with the terms of this agreement, or if I believe that a user violated these terms, I will be entitled to terminate that user’s activity on my services in any form I see fit (my house, remember?).
What you see is what you get
You may use this site and its contents AS IS, at your own risk.
There’s no warranty for anything here. This ain’t no Amazon Prime.
I’m only human
What I mean by that is that I can’t be responsible for everything all the time. Especially on the great and vast interweb. So If I provide any links in the website, I can’t guarantee they will be correct and will lead to active websites. You might think the content on those websites or articles to be offensive, inappropriate or just plain horrible in any other regard. Nonetheless, I take no responsibility for any content on, or any feelings you may have that resulted from, any links on this website.
Point is – this is the internet. There are some messed up things out there. None of is on me.
Oh, and another thing to remember: I am not a trained professional. Keep that in mind when reading, using, or relying on any information found in this website or other websites that were linked to in different articles on this website.
Make no mistake:
I am not responsible for any damage, to you or anything else, that was caused because of the information on this website.
The Far Bear brand, content and activity on the website
In case it’s not already clear, I own everything in this joint. In other words, I own the full legal rights for the visual elements you see, the text content you read, and audio files you may choose to listen to (you should, objective feedback would be great). I know you don’t mean any harm, but just in case: I don’t allow you to use, copy, adapt any part of the written code or visual elements, without getting a written agreement.
Just do me a favor, don’t be a jerk, okay? The internet has enough of them as it is.
Content Published On This Website By Users
- I’m a strong supporter of freedom of speech, but I’m also a strong advocate for avoiding jail. So don’t do, say, post, share, or comment any type of content with sexual or illegal nature. Also, don’t spam.
- In case someone posted something on this website that violates the clause above, including links to third parties, it’s important to note I take no responsibility for that content. I do, however, feel obligated to point out that that person is a little shit. Yeah, I said it. You all know what I’m talking about.
- Don’t do anything that might hurt me, my brand, my websites, or my precious visitors’ experience.
- This is the internet. Everything you post here is public. Keep that in mind when posting or commenting on this website (or any other website for that matter). I can’t (and won’t) take responsibility for anything you post online, or for anything that happens to you because of something you posted online.
No one’s above the law, partner
If a user has violated the terms of this agreement, I will be entitled to disclose every detail known to me about them in any legal proceedings. You know what? I might do that even if I don’t receive a court order instructing me to so. It’s nothing personal, just self-preservation.
Yo, where you at?
No one likes a wise-ass…
Let’s say some judge somewhere decided that something in this agreement is wrong. If that’s ever to happen, I will still take the rest of this agreement seriously and consider it as valid, and you should too.
That’s a wrap
This super long text document (it wasn’t that long, wasn’t it?) represents the agreement between you and me. I promise I’m usually more fun than this.
If you want to ask me something or just share a really funny bloopers video, you can send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org . I’d love to hear from you 🙂